Friday, July 3, 2015

The ‘Wait, What?!’ of the Week, July 3, 2015

The cable television network TV Land just announced it no longer will air re-runs of “The Dukes of Hazzard.” The reason cited is because the famous souped-up Dodge Charger, known as the “General Lee,” has the Confederate flag painted on the roof.

Wait. What?! You mean they’re not pulling the program because it was the dumbest show ever produced in the history of television, but rather because of brief images of the Confederate flag? Wow, that is some hyper-sensitive, politically correct, over-reaction going on in the corporate offices of TV Land.

Yes, I get it that the Confederate flag is considered a symbol of racism and hatred to a lot of people. And yeah, that demon-possessed jerk who murdered people in the South Carolina church was photographed holding a Confederate flag. (He also was photographed burning an American flag while wearing a Gold’s Gym shirt. Is Gold’s Gym now a symbol of racism, too?)

I prefer the view expressed by Professor Mike Adams, a genuine redneck from Mississippi, who now teaches at a college in North Carolina. He writes, “Personally, I think people who display the Confederate flag are jackasses. That's why I don't favor banning individual ownership of the Confederate flag. I like to know where the jackasses are so I can avoid them. If any leftists are reading this and applauding, you might want to hold your applause. My reasoning also applies to COEXIST stickers.”

Another TV show that prominently featured the Confederate flag was Ken Burns’ award-winning documentary, “The Civil War.” Who knew the gentle and ultra-progressive Mr. Burns was actually an evil racist? I guess that series will never air again on PBS, and Ken Burns will be whisked away to a re-education camp to purge his bitter heart of hatred.

John Schneider, one of the stars of “The Dukes of Hazzard,” offered this response after learning the show was being yanked from the air: “Come on, TV Land, can’t we all just watch TV?” 

Not a bad idea.


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